April 2010
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WTFS: SuSy back in McKinley
Spotted: Following suspension over leaked set-list issue, SuSy (pictured) is now back in campus, in full terror-spreading mode, apparently still in her Cheerios coach jersey overalls.
TMS is currently in sleuthing mode to find out just how this came to happen — but so far everyone’s mouth is zipped on the reinstatement. One month we’re Sue-less, and then the next we’re...
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BREAKING: SuSy fired as Cheerios coach
If SuSy’s random acts of violence along McKinley’s corridors aren’t any indication, why yes, McKinley, she indeed has just been fired as Cheerios coach by P. Figg — and Schueman is now back as glee club director. Hell just froze — and here’s what did the freezing.
“Principal Figgins found a substantial amount of evidence pointing to Ms. Sylvester as the...
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Second issue of TMS mag now online!
We celebrate New Directions’ sectionals win with a new issue of The McKinley Sleuth magazine. Noah Puckerman, glee club member and football star, graces our cover for this issue. Hit the jump to get all the juicy details on this week’s news articles.
Cover story: Noah Puckerman and why he’s working hard and for whom
New Directions is sectionals champ
Ken Tanaka calls of...
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BREAKING: P-Tan nuptials called off
We’re guilty of not wishing this couple a happily ever after, and now we’re even guiltier it came true. It has reached TMS that the Pillsbury-Tanaka nuptials was called off by K-Tan (pictured), our source reports.
“We got to the wedding hall and Emma was waiting,” our faculty insider reveals. “She got a call around thirty minutes later, she said it was Ken, and...
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New Directions is sectional champs
There’s no raining on New Directions’ parade. That’s right, William McKinley High School’s glee club just bagged first prize at the Western Ohio Show Choir Sectionals.
The group performed an impromptu set-list, only prepared roughly an hour before their actual performance (you can read why here). New Directions lead female vocalist Rachel Berry sang “Don’t...
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Spotted: Frankenfinn in the building
Looks like someone’s had a change of heart. Following yesterday’s baby gate drama, F is now apparenty back in the game — and by “game” we mean sectionals. The New Directions lead vocalist was spotted entering the Buckeye Civic Auditorium just minutes after Heaverbrook Deaf Choir’s final number. F is now with New Directions in the holding room, and we’re...
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Brittany: "I think they're psychic"
Currently on break from sectionals numbers. New Directions is shouting foul over “leaked” set-list. Jane Addams girls (pictured) have so far performed two numbers: “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” for their solo ballad and — get this — “Proud Mary” in wheel chairs, which as far we’re concerned has always been a New Directions...
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New Directions going third of three
This just in: New Directions has drawn performance slot number three, which means they will be performing last. Jane Addams girls will go first, Heaverbrook kids second. Pressure to get the goods delivered for the finale, eh glee kids?
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And we're off to sectionals!
TMS is now off to the Western Ohio show choir sectionals to bring you all the latest on the competition, live from the Buckeye Civic Auditorium! Now, we’re trying our best to back our own, but we hear the girls from Jane Addams Reform School are set to bring it — as well as the kids from Heaverbrook School for the Deaf. Let’s get it on, McKinley!
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BREAKING: Puckerman is baby daddy
This just in: F learns of Q-Puck hook-up, bro-brawl ensues. Preggy Q reportedly admits to F in music room prompted by surprise confrontation. Until today, Hudson thought he was responsible for Q’s baby bump — apparently, it was best bud Puckerman (pictured). And we hear R did the spilling. (Oh, R, ever the controversy whore.) With sectionals just a day away, can glee survive the...
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Spotted: Mercedes pulling off a J-Hud
Overheard today at New Directions rehearsals: Glee resident belter Mercedes Jones (pictured) performing the J-Hud rendition of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going”. We hear the glee kids (sans Schueman) are finalizing their setlist for sectionals. Will the J-Hud number get counted as the group’s solo ballad piece?
“It’s a possibility,” Artie Abrams...
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New Directions back in, Schueman out
No, we’re not talking about that kind of out. It has reached TMS that Will Schuester (pictured) resigned from his post as glee club director following events that led to the group’s disqualification from sectionals. Now that Schueman is no longer heading the club, New Directions is back in the race. But who’s replacing him?
Our campus sleuths are pointing to Ms. P as temporary...
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Maiden issue of TMS mag out now!
The maiden issue of The McKinley Sleuth (TMS) magazine is out now. First on our cover is no other done Cheerios magnificoach Sue Sylvester. Hit the jump to read the articles featured on the cover.
Glee club DQ’d from sectionals
Schueman and missus off to Splitsville
Ms. P and K-Tan Wedding Alert!
Sue Sylvester and why she’s wearing the smile of victory; guess what she had...
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Why SuSy wore sunglasses in campus
Last week, McKinley spotted SuSy (pictured) wearing sunglasses in campus and had McKinley folk guessing just why. Was she binge-eating and regretted it terribly the morning after?
Well, not exactly. “She had some surgery done for the Cheerios photo shoot for Thunderclap,” spills our faculty insider. “[It’s] nothing new, she has something done every year.”
Did seem...
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Schueman, missus off to Splitsville
Just days after the world knew of the Fringe-division-level secret P-Tan nuptials (courtesy of yours truly), glee club director Will Schuester and preggy missus Terri (pictured), former McKinley school nurse, are calling it quits, our sources say. Some demented twist of fate, innit? But that’s not all there is to this ep. Read on to find out how the splitsville drama could very well be the...
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Wedding on for Ms. P and K-Tan
Word is out Ms. P (pictured, courtesy of arts student Glen Coco) and K-Tan are tying the knot next week despite tight-lips-r-us deal between the two. Don’t think for a sec you can germaphobe your way to cleaning this dirt, Ms. P. We have it.
Despite rumored closer-than-friends relationship with Will Schuester, the resident McKinley shrink has given the yes nod to K-Tan after a first...
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Preggy Q back in Cheerios?
Spotted: Q in Cheerios uniform (pictured, file photo) walking in campus. Still sporting baby bump, but otherwise looking strut-ready. But wait, just what in the world happened?
We caught up with Q over lunch and here’s what she has to say: “Oh, this is nothing. It’s just a way of showing Ms. Sylvester that I can still be on the Cheerios spread in Thunderclap. The bump...
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SuSy does it, glee club 'over'
Overheard today at P. Figg’s office: New Directions has been revoked amateur status following the club’s commercial outing as Mattress Land ad talents. SuSy’s (pictured) smiling, Schueman’s in tears — but what does this mean for the glee kids exactly?
As per the official intramural rule book of Ohio, any professional engagement of competition participants will...