Why SuSy wore sunglasses in campus

Last week, McKinley spotted SuSy (pictured) wearing sunglasses in campus and had McKinley folk guessing just why. Was she binge-eating and regretted it terribly the morning after?

Well, not exactly. “She had some surgery done for the Cheerios photo shoot for Thunderclap,” spills our faculty insider. “[It’s] nothing new, she has something done every year.”

Did seem fishy. SuSy wearing sunglasses for a fashion statement? Just doesn’t compute. We’re looking forward to them new dazzling eyes, then.

PS. This article’s a cautionary tale, dear readers. You’d do well going on self-untagging spree on Facebook after this. Wouldn’t want to end up in our pages like that, now would ya?