BREAKING: Puckerman is baby daddy

This just in: F learns of Q-Puck hook-up, bro-brawl ensues. Preggy Q reportedly admits to F in music room prompted by surprise confrontation. Until today, Hudson thought he was responsible for Q’s baby bump — apparently, it was best bud Puckerman (pictured). And we hear R did the spilling. (Oh, R, ever the controversy whore.) With sectionals just a day away, can glee survive the wow-some baby drama?

Numerous tipsters say Frankefinn stormed out of the music room after the fight, just after he said he was “done with all of you,” referring to the glee club. F is lead male vocalist at New Directions — and without him at sectionals, we doubt they’ll get to deliver their setlist as planned.

Pardon the pessimism. But with F out of the group, glee club’s got to leap it up.