BREAKING: P-Tan nuptials called off

We’re guilty of not wishing this couple a happily ever after, and now we’re even guiltier it came true. It has reached TMS that the Pillsbury-Tanaka nuptials was called off by K-Tan (pictured), our source reports.

“We got to the wedding hall and Emma was waiting,” our faculty insider reveals. “She got a call around thirty minutes later, she said it was Ken, and just like that she told us the wedding was off. She looked dazed after the call, and then made her way out looking like she was about to cry.”

Wouldn’t be a baseless assumption to point to Ms. P’s prioritizing the glee club as cause for K-Tan’s cold feet, would it? So what do you think McKinley: Sigh of relief or sigh of disbelief?