BREAKING: SuSy fired as Cheerios coach

If SuSy’s random acts of violence along McKinley’s corridors aren’t any indication, why yes, McKinley, she indeed has just been fired as Cheerios coach by P. Figg — and Schueman is now back as glee club director. Hell just froze — and here’s what did the freezing.

“Principal Figgins found a substantial amount of evidence pointing to Ms. Sylvester as the one who leaked the New Directions set-list to Jane Addams [Reform School] and Heaverbrook [School for the Deaf],” Leslie Park, principal’s office staffer, tells TMS. “[SuSy] was practically screaming at him (P. Figg) when she was told she was suspended.”

Meanwhile, it has also reached TMS that Schueman was reinstated as glee club director after P. Figg consulted the governing body concerned with the issue. It turns out he never really had to leave New Directions.

So all’s rainbows and sunshine in the music room, and now we’re left scratching our heads what becomes of Cheerios now SuSy has been suspended from duty. Will she even be gone for good?